((Sigh)) I would love to get a new BMW i8 It definitely will get the most gals per mile in city driving.#Bmw#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I saw a BMW driving safely and being respectful of other drivers today. That was the joke.#Bmw#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sure, the BMW symbol kind of looks like a sphincter, but I could already tell by the way you were driving.#Bmw#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp