If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach

I like to think that every time I press the dislike button, Pandora sends an email to the artist. Take that, Beethoven!

Listened to some Beethoven last night. And some Lady Gaga today. Now I'm quite confused. Who's the deaf one again?

OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour.