Bush, Obama and Trump go to a job interview with God... God asks Bush: ""What do you believe in?"" Bush answers: ""I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!"" ""Very well"", says God. ""Come sit to my right."" Next, God asks Obama: ""What do you believe in?"" Obama answers: ""I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all."" ""Good"", says God. ""You shall sit to my left."" Finally, God asks Trump: ""What do you believe in?"" Trump answers: ""I believe you're sitting in my chair.""