Mr. Jones falls asleep in church. Mr. Jones keeps falling asleep in church, and Mrs. Jones is not to happy with this. So one day she makes an appointment with the pastor and sits down with him to discuss it. She says to him, ""pastor I am getting tired of Mr. Jones falling asleep during church there has got to be something we can do about it?"" The pastor thinks and replies ""yes I have an idea leave it up to me I will give you the signal and you take this hat pin and poke him when I give you the signal."" So next Sunday they are in church and mr. Jones starts to nod off and Mrs. Jones notices and so dose the pastor. So he nods to her and as he dose says ""who gave his life for our sins"" at the same time Mr. Jones gets poked by mrs. And shouts "" jesus"". The pastor says yes sir you are right. About 15 min later Mr. Jones starts to fall asleep again and they both notice. The pastor nods and says ""and who Is your redeemer?"" Mr. Jones gets poked again and shouts ""god"". Well the pastor gets in to his sermon and forgets about Mr. Jones and he had fallen asleep again. Mrs. Jones thinks the pastor is giving the signal and so she pokes him again. At the same time the pastor says ""and what did eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th child?"" Mr. Jones jumped up looked at his wife and yelled ""if you stick that thing in me one more time, I'm gonna break it off and shove it up your ass!""