ME: im nervous GIRLFRIEND: dont be M: what are some of his interests GF: he likes football [later] GF'S DAD: nice to meet u M: *tackles him*

My ex can't take his new girlfriend to basketball games because she gets pissed when the whole stadium makes fun of her by yelling REBOUND!

A man is dating 3 woman (x-post funny) A MAN IS DATING THREE WOMEN A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she l…

Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship And the news presenter says ""she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court"". I just happened to glance at my girlfriend, and now it's all kicked off!