[Computer has become self-aware] Scientist 1: Shit, just like in Terminator Computer: I HAVE WRITTEN SOME POETRY Scientist 2: No, worse

Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook.

Scientist: we've finally taught a dog Morse Code Dog: [taps paw] Me: what did it say? Scientist: "woof"

A new study shows twitter is more addictive than crack. A scientist who looks suspiciously like my wife said "better put down that phone."