[Computer has become self-aware] Scientist 1: Shit, just like in Terminator Computer: I HAVE WRITTEN SOME POETRY Scientist 2: No, worse

Scientist: we've finally taught a dog Morse Code Dog: [taps paw] Me: what did it say? Scientist: "woof"

A new study shows twitter is more addictive than crack. A scientist who looks suspiciously like my wife said "better put down that phone."

Everyone in the world but you is a robot and the experiment is going really poorly.