Donald Trump and Mike pence fall off a boat, neither of them can swim, who survives? AMERICA

Donald Trump and Mike Pence are at a banquet at the white house. A guest notices they are giggling with each other so he gets curious and goes to speak with them. ""What is so funny over here?"" Trump replies: "" We're planning WWIII"" ""WOW, and what exactly are your plans?"" Trump replies: "" We're going to kill 14 million muslims and a dentist"" ""Huh, why are you killing a dentist?"" Pence taps Trump on the back: ""See, I told you no one would ask about the muslims""

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Tim Kaine, Mike Pence and an elderly lady were on a plane that was halfway across the Atlantic Ocean on their way to America. Suddenly, the plane began to start shaking violently. A voice on the intercom said, ""We lost an engine! Going Down! Passengers take a parachute and get away before it blows!"" Unfortunately there were only 4 parachutes available. Hillary grabbed one, said, ""I'm sorry, but as a potential first female president and keeper of Wall Street inte…

Donald Trump just announced Mike Pence to be his Running Mate. If Hillary wants to one up Trump in that regard, her running mate should be Mike Tuppence.