Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Tim Kaine, Mike Pence and an elderly lady were on a plane that was halfway across the Atlantic Ocean on their way to America. Suddenly, the plane began to start shaking violently. A voice on the intercom said, ""We lost an engine! Going Down! Passengers take a parachute and get away before it blows!"" Unfortunately there were only 4 parachutes available. Hillary grabbed one, said, ""I'm sorry, but as a potential first female president and keeper of Wall Street interests I can't end it here. I must go"" and she jumped. Kaine grabbed one, said, ""Sorry, but she can't do half the things she said if not for an old white guy behind her, so I have to go too"" and jumped Trump grabbed one, said, "" This is no doubt an attack by ISIS. I must survive to defeat them, protect our borders and make America great again"" and jumped. The elderly women looked out the door and saw the three fall, but no parachutes were open. She turned to Pence and nodded. Pence went to the intercom and said, ""It's done. They're gone. Let's go home."" ""Yes, Mr. President.""