The Election was tied.... The US Presidential election of 2016 had been over for weeks. Every single ballot had been counted and tabulated, the Electoral College had cast their votes, and after every avenue had been exhausted, it was unequivocally a dead heat. Both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton turned to the Supreme Court for a decision, agreeing to abide by the ruling for the good of the Country, Mom, and Apple Pie. After due deliberation, Justice Ginsburg, the Notorious RBG, spoke for the Court. There would be a coin flip. The winner of the flip could choose one contest to determine the next president, but the loser of the flip could choose one rule. They both agreed. Donald Trump won the toss, and dropped his pants, yelling ""Pissing contest! Farthest piss wins!"", already gloating at his easy victory. ""Not so fast, Donald"", said Hillary. ""My rule: No hands!""