This guy dies and goes to heaven.. And he is bullshitting with St. Peter and the guy goes ""Hey, what was the weirdest thing about life on Earth that no one knew about?"" St. Peter says ""I can't tell you that, it's too weird, you couldn't handle it."" So the guy says ""Fine, what was the 87,556th weirdest thing then?"" St. Peter thought about it for a moment and finally replied. ""Pro Wrestling is real.""