Which is worse? A couple guys are sitting in a bar and they are getting a bit drunk. One of them says to his buddy ""hey, have you ever wondered which is worse? Giving birth or getting kicked in the balls?"" His friend considers this for a moment, and responds ""it's an age old question. My wife might say child labor, but i'd say getting kicked in the balls. Maybe we'll never know"". A couple years go by, and the guys see each other in the bar again. The second guy says ""hey. Do you remember that question you asked me a couple years ago? I finally have an answer."" He takes a long swig of beer, then sighs ""my wife had a baby last year, and I got kicked in the balls in a brawl a bit before that. Last week, she said that she wants to have another baby. But I don't ever want to get kicked in the balls again..."" SO to my grandfather for this one.