I was at a McDonalds where I saw a morbidly obese girl making fun of a clearly handicapped boy. Being the guy I was, I scolded her for it. Me: why are you making fun of him? Any one of us could've been like that. God gave him that handicap, you shouldn't make fun of him. Girl: yeah but God gave me a mouth to use, I'll use it how I want Me: damn right God gave you a mouth to use. Looks like you're using it just a bit too much. She was speechless and then I told her, 'wipe the ketchup off your chin.' As she was moving to wipe the ketchup off I said, 'not that one, the other one'