Christmas Cop On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light next to a kid on a shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, ""Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"" The kid says, ""Yeah."" The cop says, ""Well, next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."" The cop then issues the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and says, ""By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"" Humoring the kid,…

A ridiculously rich man is buying his 6 year old nephew a birthday present On his birthday, the boy gets a Porsche 911. For Christmas that year, the man bought his nephew a massive yacht. For his 7th birthday, the man bought his nephew a weeks holiday in Dubai. The boy's dad was getting worried about his son, as he wasn't getting gifts that a child his age would normally get, so he said to his rich brother ""look, I know you live your nephew, but you should be getting him gifts that are for a ch…

A little boy with a speech impediment goes trick or treating as a pirate... He gets to the first house and an old lady answers the door. She says, ""Well aren't you cute. Who are you dressed as?"" He replies, ""I'm a birate! I got my barrot, my bword and my batch!"" , pointing to the stuffed parrot on his shoulder, waving his sword and pointing to his eye patch respectively. The old lady throws some candy in his bag and wishes him a good night. He heads to the next house. A man answers. ""Trick …

A batty Halloween joke A young African boy was playing one day, when he was eaten by a lion. When he got to heaven, St. Peter met him at the pearly gates and bestowed wings upon him. The little boy's eyes shined with joy. He looked up and asked ""Am I am angel?"" St. Peter shook his head and laughed. ""Nah nigga, you a bat.""