Ill have a pepsi please Four CEO's meet up at a bar. Its the CEO of Budweiser, CEO of Heineken, CEO of Carlsberg and CEO of Guinness. The CEO from Budweiser orders a Bud and says ""the best selling beer in america"" and enjoys a sip. The CEO of Heineken orders him a Heineken, says ""the best selling beer in Europe"" and takes a sip. The CEO of Carlsberg takes a bottle of Carlsberg, takes a sip and say ""probably the best beer in the world"". The CEO of Guinness askes the bartender if he can have…

Im sick of people calling America ""the stupidest country in the world"" Personally, I think Europe is.

Railroad tracks, a horses ass... and rockets! [Long] The US standard railroad gauge (the distance between two rails) is 4 feet 8.5 inches... an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because a number of the early railroad lines in the US were built to fit standard-gauge locomotives manufactured by English railroad pioneer George Stephenson. The English expatriates who immigrated to America built them to the same dimension they had built them in England. Why did the English build them l…

""Life is like a fountain"" A boy grows up in a poor Eastern European country. Every Saturday at services his rabbi ends the sermon by saying, ""Life is like a fountain."" The boy remembers this whenever he has a hard test, or he is bullied at school, and it helps him cope. When he gets older, he decides to move to America for a better life. It is hard at first, but he remembers that ""life is like a fountain,"" and perseveres. Eventually he gets a good job and starts a family. Sure, there are s…