At the rate this year's going so far... I'm probably not going to get that puppy for Christmas.#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Can't believe it's the Chinese New Year. I'm still writing Rabbit on all of my checks.#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Oh great. Another puppy." - Sarah McLachlan's friends at Christmas#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies.#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp