My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.

One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween.

Not now, kids. Mommy's boiling the Easter bunny.

Asked my 65yo mom what she'd like for Christmas and she said "Surprise me". Hope she likes her new pet python.