My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.

One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween.

Asked my 65yo mom what she'd like for Christmas and she said "Surprise me". Hope she likes her new pet python.

*feminist at thanksgiving dinner* "dad will u use your white privilege to pass the salt"