Stuck on an island... **Not my joke, but we had so much fun with this one.** One day 3 people were stuck on an island with cannibals. the cannibals said, ""if you do what we say, we wont kill you"". so the 3 people followed the orders the cannibals. So the cannibals said, ""go into the forest and pick 10 fruits of the first fruit you see"". So the first person came back out of the forest with 10 apples. the cannibals said, ""put the apples up your ass without making a facial expression"". The pe…

Three people walk into a bar. First person: I want the largest glass of beer you have. Second person: You want the largest glass of beer we have? Third person: He wants the largest glass of beer you have.

Three loonies There were three loonies in an asylum. Their doctor said that they can go after looking after an animal each, they need to find out more about the animal. The first person gets a dog, the second gets a cat and the third gets two spiders in a matchbox. A week passes. The first person comes back and tells the doctor about the dog, the loony says ""it's great company, likes to eat meat and barks a lot."" He was then released. The second person comes back with the cat and says ""it lik…

3 people and a sadist are on an Island. The sadist tells everyone to find a fruit and return back at sunset. The first person brings back cherries, the sadist says ""If you want to live, stick it up your butt. If you make a noise, I will kill you, if you don't, you will live"". The first person does but he fails to keep quiet. He dies. The second person brings back an apple, and the same thing happens to him, but he makes a noise before it goes in. The third person comes back to find the other t…