3 people were stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean The first person is missing his family. His wife just had his son and he misses him very much. The second person is also sad because he had just got married yesterday. The third person however, can do nothing but smile. All of a sudden, a lamp falls out of the sky and onto the hands of the first person. Person 2: a lamp! Maybe there's a genie in it! Rub it! Person 1 rubs it and a genie emerges from the lamp! Genie: Thank you for freeing me…

Stuck on an island... **Not my joke, but we had so much fun with this one.** One day 3 people were stuck on an island with cannibals. the cannibals said, ""if you do what we say, we wont kill you"". so the 3 people followed the orders the cannibals. So the cannibals said, ""go into the forest and pick 10 fruits of the first fruit you see"". So the first person came back out of the forest with 10 apples. the cannibals said, ""put the apples up your ass without making a facial expression"". The pe…

Three people walk into a bar. First person: I want the largest glass of beer you have. Second person: You want the largest glass of beer we have? Third person: He wants the largest glass of beer you have.

Three loonies There were three loonies in an asylum. Their doctor said that they can go after looking after an animal each, they need to find out more about the animal. The first person gets a dog, the second gets a cat and the third gets two spiders in a matchbox. A week passes. The first person comes back and tells the doctor about the dog, the loony says ""it's great company, likes to eat meat and barks a lot."" He was then released. The second person comes back with the cat and says ""it lik…