My wife wouldn't like ... While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, ""Are you okay?"" ""I'm okay thanks,"" I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart. She said, ""Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later. "" I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. ""That's mighty nice of you,"" I answered, ""but I don't think my wife would like it."" ""Oh, come on now "" she insisted. She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive. I was weak. ""Well okay,"" I finally agreed, ""But I'm sure my wife won't like it."" After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked her and said, ""I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go now."" ""Don't be silly!"" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. ""Stay for a while. She won't know anything.By the way,where is she?"" I replied, ""Still under the cart, I guess""....