Fun prank: tell your kid World War II ended by the Americans dropping an F-bomb on Japan. Then later when his teacher calls, act shocked.

Germany loses at home, and Japan beats America in overtime... M. Night Shyamalan's pitch for a World War II movie.

Tommy and his older brother and sister were getting homeschooled together ""So which cities in Japan were targeted by nuclear weapons during World War II?"" Tommy's mom asked, gesturing at one of the older ones to answer. ""So who exactly are you expecting to answer?"" Asked Tommy, looking at his two siblings. ""He or she, ma?""

X-Post from /r/Standup: If I ever got on stage I'd give my version of the Teletubbies... Here's my skit on the Teletubbies. So I hate the Teletubbies. It's one of the most mindless children's shows I've ever seen. I sometimes had to watch it because my ex's nephew loved the show and when we baby sat him that's all he wanted to watch. To me all it is, is a bunch of weird looking giant different colored babies dancing around on an acid trip, with dumb shapes on their heads. How is this informative…