A blind man walks into a bar... ...and finds a vacant seat and proceeds to order a beer. As he sips his first drink of his nice cold beer she says to the bartender, ""Do you want to hear a joke, it is a really funny blond joke I just heard?"" The bartender looks at the blind man and replies, ""Sir, since you are blind I will kindly do you the service of letting you know that I myself am blond, the woman next to you is blond and is a triathlon athlete, and the three women sitting right behind you…

Religion A priest gets into a car accident There is a horrible car accident on the highway, a Catholic priest climbs out of his car and leans on some nearby wreckage and notices that a Jewish rabbi crawls up next to him. ""That was quite a wreck"" the old priest says in a thick Irish accent. ""Oy vey, it sure wash"" proclaims the rabbi. The priest reaches into his coat and pulls out a flask of fine Irish whiskey and hands it to the rabbi, ""I bet you could use a wee bit of warming right now"" Th…

An Irish man walks out of the bar... And he's staggering all over the place. He drops his trousers and starts pissing on the sidewalk. He walks up to his car and fumbles with his keys repeatedly, but eventually gets in and starts it and drives away swerving all over the place. A police officer is watching this happen and turns on his lights and pulls the Irish man over. The Irish man is slurring his speech so the officer gets him to perform the sobriety test. He passes with flying colours. Shock…

At a bar in Baltimore shortly after the riots ... there is a group of people arguing, two men; one a biologist, the other a physicist, walk up to see what's going on. ""What the hell are you arguing about?"". The man responds ""Well he says the police did their job! He's racist, black lives matter!"". ""Well to be fair, all lives matter, we all contribute to our society in a way that helps us evolve"" says the biologist. The physicist getting a little frustrated says ""you're both crazy, everyth…