My favourite blonde joke So a blonde, a brunette and a red head all escaped from prison. As they were running out of the prison they came across a barn and thought they should hide in there until the police stopped looking for them. As they arrive they saw a few empty sacks and decided to hop into the different ones. A few minutes later they hear the police sirens right outside the barn, they heard the police hop out and one of them said ""yeah, they ain't in here."" The other said ""just kick the sacks to make sure they aren't in any of them"" so the police office kicked the first bag with the brunette in it and the brunette meowed, ""it's just a stupid cat"" the police officer said, he kicked the next one with the red head in it and the red head made some barking sounds. ""It's just a dumb dog"" the police officer said. He comes up to the third bag, the one with the blonde in it, and kicks it. ""Potatoes"" the bag replies.