July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them.

*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store.

A Conversation Between Countries Britain: we pulled the dumbest political shit this year America: *uuurp* hold my beer

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.