Bullfighting novice A tourist goes to Spain wanting to see some bullfights. After attending a full day of it, he fells quite hungry and goes to a little restaurant just by the bullfighting stadium. The special of the day are the meatballs, which he orders without much enthusiasm. Just some meatballs in a small restaurant, after all. To his surprise, the dish is juicy and succulent. Wow, the tourist never thought Spanish cuisine could be so good. He goes back the next day after watching another round of bullfights and orders the same dish, but this time they're small, soggy and just plain tasteless. Quite angry, he complains to the owner about the raging discrepancy between the dish within just one day, to which the restaurant owner promptly responds: ""Well, senor, it's not always the bullfighter that wins.""