[Donald Trump's election speech] "America, I have only 1 thing to say" *pulls off wig & mask revealing Ashton Kutcher* "YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D"

Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this...

One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First! We'll rob the other countries later.

Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again.