Tim was a fan of tractors all his life... When he was young he had a tractor bed spread, toys and posters. He would tell all his friends at school of the latest tractor models being made and loved them more than anything. The years went by and eventually Tim was old enough to drive a tractor and so for his birthday his parents took him down to the tractor factory to test the latest model. Tim was told all about the amazing technology that went into the machine and then as he was almost bursting with excitement he got to drive one for the first time. However the amazing technology was not quite what Tim had imagined and a horrific mechanical fault left Tim nearly dead and horribly injured. Tim then become disillusioned and hated tractors. He had loved them so much but they turned out to not be the wonderful machines he had dreamed of. Years later again Tim was in a sauna at a spa. He thought he spied a nice looking lady across the room and wanted to talk to her but could barely see from all the steam. Tim then stood up, sucked in all the steam, went outside and blew it all out. He went back in and sat next to the lady. ""Wow, that was incredible"" she said, ""How did you do that?"" ""Easy"" said Tim, ""I'm an ex-tractor fan""