The guys shows up to work with a black eye. The guy shows up to work with a black eye which his buddy, who works next to him immediately notices..""what happened"" The guy explains... ""I was on the bus today on my way to the office, when this girl stood up and her skirt was up her butt. I didn't want her to be made fun of, so I pulled it out of her butt. She then turned and punched me"". I see, replies his buddy. Then, the next day he shows up with the other eye black. ""what happened now?"" asks his friend. ""you can't possible be stupid enough to have messed with the girl again."" ""No, this time I was minding my own business. The same girl got up with her skirt up her butt and another guy pulled it out... ... I knew she didn't like it, so I pushed it back in"" edit:grammar