A Brunette, a blonde, and a ginger are all running from the cops. They run into an alley behind a restaurant. Behind the restaurant there is only a dumpster and a half full of sack of potatoes. The ginger hides in the dumpster, the brunette hides behind the dumpster, and the blonde hides in the sack of potatoes. The cops round the corner and approach the inside dumpster. The ginger meows and the cops say, ""Oh its only a cat, they aren't in here."" The cops then approach behind the dumpster. The…

Blonde Cookbook! MONDAY: The recipe for today is angel food cake. You have to beat 12 eggs separately, so I'm lucky the neighbors had some extra bowls to let me borrow. TUESDAY: Fruit salad supper, serve without dressing. I didn't get dressed at all, as per recipe, and what a surprise when my boyfriend brought his friends home for supper. WEDNESDAY: Rice pilaf, wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. I took a good bath and washed very thoroughly, even between my toes. The taste of the rice was…

So, a blonde, an asian, and an african american are at lunch at school The blonde opens up her lunch box and sees a PB&J. She exclaims ""If I get PB&J one more time I'm going to kill myself."" The asian girl opens her lunch box and sees rice. She says ""If I get rice more time I'm going to kill myself."" The african american girl opens her lunch box and sees chicken. She goes ""If I get chicken one more time, I'm going to kill myself."" The next day they're all at lunch and the same thin…

Guy at a sandwich shop (slightly NSFW) A man driving down HWY 10 starts feeling hungry, when low & behold he sees a sandwich shop, so he pulls off to the side, and walks in. Upon entering he browses the menu: Steak Sandwich, Chicken Sandwich, Roast Beef Sandwich, and Handjobs. He looks behind the counter and the woman making sandwiches is a GORGEOUS blonde. ""pardon me, ma'am? but, I was wondering... are you the one who uhmm gives the handjobs?"". ""You betcha"" she says. The man leans over …