How does someone pay for a painting? With Monet

I want to become an artist I heard there's a lot of monet in that business

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: 'Monsieur, the reason I stole the paintings is I had no Monet to buy Degas To make the Van Gogh. I know I had de gaulle, but I figured I had nothing Toulouse.""

A man and a frog One evening a man was taking a walk and was passing by a pet store. The pet store owner was stand in front holding a large frog. As the man was passing, ""Hey Mr. You want to buy this frog?"" ""No. I don't want to buy that frog"" Store owner says "" This frog will give you the best blow job you ever had. If not, I will refund all your monet"" So the man buys the frog. What man could pass the chance for the best blow job. Later that same evening, new frog owner's wife comes home.…