I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice.

Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals.

I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them

It's like the TSA doesn't even care relationships end cause we can't run through the airport and stop someone from getting on a plane.