Everytime a suburban white kid throws up a gang sign, an angel misses brunch.

A zebra at Heaven's gates A zebra dies and goes to Heaven. Upon reaching Heaven's gates the guard says, ""Welcome, child of God."" The zebra responds by asking, ""Can I ask God a question?"" The angel, baffled, says, ""What is your question?"" ""Well, I want to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white stripes."" ""That is good question indeed. Let me know what he says."" Next thing you know, the zebra is standing before God. ""God, am I white with black stripes or black with whi…

A white man in Northern Africa In the year 2100, a small country in Northern Africa started to snow 24/7 due to global warming. Dr. Smith was a brilliant European journalist interviewing top climate research institutes in this country. He was familiar with this country because this was where he got circumcised in his younger years due to his Jewish girlfriend's demand. Being Caucasian, Dr. Smith always stood out in the crowd wherever he went. Everywhere he went, people always chased after him. T…

When it snows in Africa For the first time ever, it snowed in Africa! Something must be terribly wrong with global warming. Dr. Smith was a brilliant journalist interviewing top climate research institutes in Northern Africa. Being Caucasian, he always stood out in the crowd wherever he went. Africa was reasonably well developed today; people were very used to Caucasians especially from tourists. However, everywhere he went, people always chased after him. They called him ""Snow Angel"" because …