It's the first day of school, and the teacher announces to the class that they will learn to speak like grownups this year. To demonstrate, she asks the kids what they did this summer. The first child says, ""I went on a choo-choo train ride."" ""No,"" the teacher says, ""you went on a train ride."" The second child says ""I went on a tug-tug boat ride."" ""No,"" the teacher says, ""you went on a boat ride."" The third child says, full of pride, ""I read a book."" ""Which one?"" asks the teacher…

A couple has twins. If one is named Peter, what is name of second child? Repeater.

Don't Fall Asleep in Church A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a long hatpin with her to poke him with every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out, ""And who created all there is in six days and rested on the seventh?"" She poked her husband, who came flying out of the pew and screamed, ""GOD!!"" The minister said, ""That's right, that's r…

A mother of 3 children was at the park one day... Her oldest child came up to her on the bench. ""Mama, why is my name Rose?"" ""Because when you were born, a rose petal fell onto your head, and we read it as a sign to name you Rose."" The mother's second child came running up and asked: ""Mama why is my name Lily?"" ""Because at the hospital a lily petal dropped onto your head and we took it as a sign to name you Lily."" The third child came running up to her mother: ""AUUUAEUHAUEHUGUGUHE"" ""Y…