Bob in the hospital Dave's friend, Bob, who suffers from chest cancer, was in the hospital when a pastor decided to visit. Then all of a sudden Bob couldn't breath and couldn't talk so the pastor gave Bob a pen and paper to right his last few words. Somehow he managed to write his last few words before he died. Two days later at the funeral the pastor was telling everyone how good Bob was and how he died, then he remembered the letter and the pastor took it out of his jacket and read it out loud. It said: ""You're standing on my oxygen tube"".