You'd Better Write it Down This elderly couple is sitting in their living room watching TV and after finishing dinner the wife says, ""I would love some ice cream now."" The husband says, ""Sure I'll get it!"" ""But you have trouble remembering! You'd better write it down."" ""No I won't dear; I'll remember, I promise. What would you like?"" ""I'd like some vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup."" ""Ok. I'll remember."" About 45 minutes pass and the husband comes out with a plate of bacon and eggs. The wife says, ""I TOLD YOU TO WRITE IT DOWN! YOU FORGOT MY TOAST!!""