A blonde from the city is tired of being teased. She just can't take the blonde jokes anymore. So, she dyes her hair red and moves to the country. She is sitting along a country road looking at a field full of sheep. She counts all the sheep and comes up with an idea to get a sheep of her own. She drives to the farm house and finds the farmer. ""Good afternoon. Is that your field full of sheep?"" She asks the farmer. ""Yes it is"" replies the farmer. ""I would just love to have a pet sheep. But I can not afford to buy one. If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?"" The farmer smiles and says, ""sure, if you can guess how many sheep I have you can have one."" The blonde looks over at the field and then says, ""328 sheep"" The farmer is amazed. ""That is exactly right. Go pick a sheep"" The blonde picks a sheep and puts it in her car. She is backing out of the driveway and the farmer comes running up to the car. ""Excuse me miss. But, if I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?!!""