Jack partied hard with his friends... Jack partied hard with his friends. It was late and they all passed out. Next morning he went home to a very angry wife. She asked him where did he sleep. He said ""At my friend's house.."" So she called 10 of his closest friends. 7 of them assured he slept in their houses. 2 swore to God he's still sleeping. The last one told her: ""I will let him call you as soon as he comes out of the toilet.""