Don't ask... So one fine day, a young boy is listening to the radio. He has very bad reception so the radio is sort of static, nevertheless, he catches something about a purple donut. His curiosity sparked, he meanders over to his mother and said, ""Momma, what's a purple donut?"" She then gets this wild look in her eye an grabs a bat and begins to vigorously beat the boy. She yells, ""Get your ass to school, when you get home your going to the cellar!"" So he walks to school. He has a bloody no…

Jewish and black kid A Jewish and black kid asked his teacher one day ""am I more black or more Jewish?"" The teacher didn't know how to answer, so he told the boy to ask his rabbi. So, the boy asks his rabbi ""am I more Jewish or more black?"" The rabbi told him to ask his mother. So the boy ran home and asked his mom ""am I more Jewish or more black?"" The mom tells him to go ask his father. So the boy goes to his dad and says ""dad, my teacher told me to ask my rabbi who told me to ask my mom…

A boy and a girl were in church. The teacher was asking them questions. ""Who is the central figure of christianity?"" She asks. The boy poked the girl with a sharp pencil to be funny. ""Jesus Christ!"" The girl yelled. ""Very good. Now who who created life on earth?"" She asked. The boy poked her again. ""God!"" The girl yelled, even louder this time. ""Wow! You know your facts! But how about this one. What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 22nd baby?"" AGAIN, the boy poked her with the …

A little girl was drawing a picture of Jonah inside the whale in class... Her teacher asked her ""What's that?"" ""It's Jonah inside the belly of the whale from the Bible."" She replied The teacher, an atheist, told her ""You know that didn't really happen."" She kept drawing ""When I get to heaven I'll just ask Jonah."" ""What if he's not in heaven? The teacher admonished. The girl, still drawing ""Then you ask him""