Two lion cubs were born. They were brothers. While they will still very young, one lion was sent to a zoo in Australia and one was sent to a zoo in Italy. Years later, the brothers meet again and discuss their lives. The Australian brother says: ""These guys've been good to me, mate. I've been really happy and I'm the star attraction of my zoo. I don't think any lion has it better than me!"" The Italian brother says: ""That's-a nothing! I get every single-a thing that-a you could ask for! Meat, fish, fast-a food! You name it! The only problem is they refer to me as a tiger."" The Australian brother says: ""WOW! That sounds amazing! Are you serious?"" The Italian brother looks down for a second, sighs and says: ""No, brother. I'm-a lion."" ------------- [OC. Sorry.]