So a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde all work in a very small office One day their boss Ms. White tells them, ""Hey guys, I am going to knock off a little early. I'll see you tomorrow."" Well, the three ladies start talking and they all decide that since the boss wasn't around, they were going to leave too. The red head went to meet her friends at a bar, the brunette called her boyfriend and went to a movie, but the blonde just went home. When she got there she heard noises coming from her bed…

A man shows up at a barber shop an after after closing. One time this guy showed up an hour after closing. I had just finished clearing out the register and I was getting ready to leave. I had taken a moment to arrange the combs by order of size. I'm just weird about little things such as that. I heard a gentle tapping at the door. I glanced up. I saw this distraught man with this long golden blonde hair staring back at me. I approached the door cautiously. I kindly let the man know the barber s…

Three pregnant blondes are sitting in the OB's office... The first blonde says ""My husband says we're having a boy because he was on top when we did it."" The second one says ""I must be having a girl because I was on top when we did it."" The third blonde bursts into tears and says ""I'm having puppies!""

An office manager leaves before lunch every Friday... Finally the girls realize she never comes back and decide to leave too. The blonde one goes home to see her boss riding her husband and turns and runs out of the house. The next Friday, as usual, the boss leaves and says, ""I'll be back in a little while"". Again, one of the girls say, ""that's it, lets get outta here"". The blonde just sits shaking her head and says, "" no way! "" ""Why not""?, asks one of the girls. ""Because"", says the bl…