Warning: Dad Joke But it's a classic. Grasshopper walks into a bar and sits. Bartender says, ""Hey, we got a drink named after you."". Grasshopper says, ""Wow. You got a drink named Kevin?"".

A man walks into a liqueur store. A man walks into a liqueur store and gets some beer. After purchasing the teller remarks on the man's rubber gripped gloves. Good idea the teller comments. ""Yeah, they come in handy"" the man says. Thirty minutes later the man realizes he told a dad joke and posts it to reddit.

Dodgy Dad joke Little Esmeralda has been sent to buy six eggs and some tomato sauce, so off she goes to the shop up the street. When she gets there she gets the six eggs and a bottle of tomato sauce and gives the man her money. It's a nice day so Esmeralda is skipping along, on her way home with the eggs and tomato sauce in a plastic bag, but just as she nearly gets home the bag breaks, spilling the eggs and tomato sauce and breaking everything on the concrete footpath. Poor little Esmeralda is …

The bar (Dad joke) First guy walks into a bar. Second guy walks into the same bar. Third guy ducks.