A blonde, brunette, and red head are trapped on an cliff... A blonde, brunette, and redhead are trapped on a cliff with a magic genie. The genie says, ""I want to play a game. You each run, jump off the cliff and say something to get you off the cliff alive."" so the brunette runs, jumps and says "" I wish I was an airplane!"" so she turned into an airplane and flew away. Then the redhead decides to go. She runs, jumps of the cliff and says "" I wish I was a bird!"" so she turned into a bird and…

Airplane Three guys are in an airplane. The first takes a bite out of an orange, and throws it out the window. The second takes a bite out an apple and throws it out the window. the third takes a bite out of a grenade and throws it out the window. A cop walks around town, when he finds three girls a redhead, a blonde, and a brunette. The redhead is crying. ""What's wrong""? asks the cop ""An orange fell from the sky and killed my cat!"" sobbed the girl. The Brunette is also crying ""What's wrong…

What do you call a skydiver with no girlfriend? Homeless! 2632. What's the difference between God and Skydivers? God does not think he is a SKYDIVER! 2633. What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team? A new version of the Lawn Darts game! 2634. What kind of crazy bird yells "Polly wants a cracker" when he jumps from an airplane? A parrot trooper! 2635. What do you call a skydiver with no arms and no legs?? Give up?.....It's Mark! And what was the name of his dog?? It's Spot! 2636. Why do birds…

A stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. ‘OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A …