What do you call a skydiver with no girlfriend? Homeless! 2632. What's the difference between God and Skydivers? God does not think he is a SKYDIVER! 2633. What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team? A new version of the Lawn Darts game! 2634. What kind of crazy bird yells "Polly wants a cracker" when he jumps from an airplane? A parrot trooper! 2635. What do you call a skydiver with no arms and no legs?? Give up?.....It's Mark! And what was the name of his dog?? It's Spot! 2636. Why do birds sing? They don't have to pack when they've landed! 2637. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? Monday!