the fowled experiment scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. british engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. arrangements were made. but when the gun was fired, th…

A priest, a doctor and an engineer go out for a round of golf.. Within a couple holes, they've caught up to the group in front of them. These guys are missing their shots right and left and overall taking their sweet time. Finally the doctor gets fed up and calls the course management. A representative comes out to figure out what's going on, and quickly explains the situation. ""You have to understand,"" he says. ""We had a fire a few years back and these guys desperately tried to save our club…

Starting salary Reaching the end of an extensive job interview, the HR person asked a young Engineer fresh out of college, ""And what starting salary were you looking for?"" The engineering graduate said, ""In the range of $100,000 - 125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."" The HR person said, ""Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every…

Corporate joke A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost... *She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below :-* _""Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.""_ *Man below replied :-* _""You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.""_ *Lady :-* _""You must be an engineer.""_ *Man :-* _""How do you know?""_ *Lady :-* _""Everything you told me is technicall…