What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&M student have in common? They both applied to UT Austin#Ut Austin#Texas#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit.#Texas#School#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a C-average student from Texas? Mr. President#Mr President#Texas#School#Politics+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now#School#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".#Clown College#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp