Donald Trump goes to a bar for a drink. Donald Trump goes to a bar for a drink when he noticed a Mexican looking at him. Donald wanted to spite the Mexican so he told the waiter, ""Serve everyone here with the most expensive wine that you have besides the Mexican over there."" The waiter did what he asked but the Mexican man only smiled back at Donald Trump. Annoyed Donald Trump told the waiter, ""Serve everyone with the most expensive Cognac that you have besides that Mexican over there."" Again rhe waiter did what was ask but only smiled back again even more. Furious, Donald Trump screamed, ""Serve everyone here with the most expensive Champagne that you have but the Mexican over there!"" The waiter did so. Dejected, Donald Trump finally gave up. As he was about to leave, the Mexican walked up to him and said, ""Thank you for coming to my bar, you've been most generous!""