😄 I saw a guy wearing a stovepipe hat the other day... ...so I said, ""Hey! Abraham Lincoln called and...

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I saw a guy wearing a stovepipe hat the other day... ...so I said, ""Hey! Abraham Lincoln called and he wants..."" Then I realized, they didn't have phones in the mid 1800s.

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