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Pickup lines An old man drinking at the bar and sees a young man walk up to a girl and say ""Tickle your ass with a feather?"" Clearly surprised and upset the woman replies, ""What!!?"" The young man ""repeats"" himself and says ""Particularly nice weather?"" Embarrassed by her confusion the girl blushes and says, ""oh, well yes it has been nice"". They chat about the weather, exchange pleasantries and the young man moves on. The old man still observing and still drinking sees the young man try again with a second woman, with the same response, ""Tickle your ass with a feather?"" ""WHATTT!?"" ""Particularly nice weather?"", ""Oh I'm sorry, I misheard, yes very nice weather"". Again the young man moves on after a moment, and approaches a third young woman. ""Tickle your ass with a feather?"" *This* woman replies, ""Sure, your place or mine?"" The young man's ploy has worked and the two leave together. Seeing this, and with more than a few drinks in him, the old man decides to give it a try himself. He approaches a pretty girl and loudly slurs, ""Ccan I shtich a FEATHER UP YOUR ASS!?"" Outraged, the woman slaps him across the face and stomps off. The old man shouts, ""Oh, I think it's gonna rain""

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