Jesus and Moses were hanging out in Heaven when they got to discussing their mutual boredom. Moses said, ""Hey Jesus, you know what we haven't done in a while? Go down to Earth and perform some miracles."" Jesus thought that was a swell idea, so the two hopped on a cloud and floated down to a metropolitan area. ""What miracle would you like to perform first?"" asked Moses. ""I think I'll walk on water,"" replied Jesus. ""Last time I did that the people really went wild!"" Jesus walked to the edge of a lake surrounded by hundreds of people, took a step onto the water...and sank. Confused, he stepped out of the water, tried again...and sank a second time. He turned to Moses and said, ""I don't know what's wrong. Last time I did this it worked like a charm!"" To which Moses replied, ""Well Jesus, you have to remember: last time you did this you didn't have holes in your feet.""